I'm an angel, you Assbutt.

Hey, I'm Jordan, A.K.A. Jordy, and this is my personal blog. Check my tagged/me for my face. I like Childish Gambino, Supernatural, and things that are funny to me. I'm nice, I love Green Lantern, and I love to listen so talk to me!

blckglck:

jesussawyoutwerking:

woah

😪

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle, via myotpisgay)

bbrnhm:

there are probably people who havent seen this vine and i genuinely feel bad for them

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Anonymous said: you sent me nudes a long time ago and you don't hit me up anymore ever so I'm leaking yours tonight

im-a-walking-paradox:

there’s no girl that has my shit that didn’t send me theirs first. you don’t want war.

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mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

(Source: ldrsociety, via destielkills)

myotpisgay:

my hair is getting so long and im excited 

myotpisgay:

jordan and i have been together for a month?????? and he’s coming to visit me in november???? 2014 had a shity start but it’s gonna have a great end thanks to him. 

Awe babe!!!! ☺️

(Source: 2-shane-s, via b-a-freakandgeek)

hungryklaxon:

laughhard:

Why?

The best thing about this is that they seem to have a fence.

hungryklaxon:

laughhard:

Why?

The best thing about this is that they seem to have a fence.

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lilikoi-love:

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

Preach

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